Highly Koalified Socks

What do you mean I'm not a marsupial?  I have all of the koalafications. 

Size
Men’s shoe size 7-13
Women's shoe size 9-13
EUR 39-47
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Materials & Attributes
70% Combed Cotton, 28% Nylon and 2% Spandex.
Reinforced stitching on toe to protect from wear.  
Print on Socks: "Highly Koalafied" 
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Care
Machine wash and hang to dry.  Do not iron or bleach.